Catbear Traffic Control is a single, double, or triple panel strip about some fictional animal called “catbear,” probably. A comic for mean people, by mean people, definitely.

Fun facts about Catbear: Catbear loves Crystal Pepsi even more than I do. Catbear isn’t afraid to take a dump outdoors. Catbear is at home washin’ his tights. Catbear will have his revenge. Catbear can. Catbear didn’t mean to. Catbear is just as afraid of you as you are of him, except that he’s not and he can probably swallow you whole. Catbear insists that you not confuse him with the red panda. Catbear has only performed surgery on himself that one time. Catbear looooooves avocado. Catbear’s best friend is a shark.

Catbear reserves the right to make a cameo appearence in almost every other BEEow comic commited to paper or computer screen, most commonly in the event that a character is drunk or high (and I don’t mean on life).

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Catbear Traffic Control™ and © Brock Rizy 2012