Catbear likes natural blondes, but sometimes you can’t tell until it’s too late.

You’re willing to admit that Rosanna Arquette was your first jerk? Not Patricia? If I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I’d hold out until ’93 for Alabama in True Romance. Since when do you like blondes?

© Brock Rizy 2010

This … is the one I want them to remember me for.  P.S. She’s still got it.

Maybe I’ll try the Blue Lagoon Diet. Whassat, where you just eat mangoes? Coconuts, fish, and Brooke Shields’ pussy.

© Brock Rizy 2010

The vampire was asking about Bieber because of the poster that the catbear hung up over his computer workstation.

Who the hell is Justin Bieber? He’s like Miley Cyrus and Fat’s So Raven … the successful Cosby kid. He’s one of Disney’s appendages.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear, don’t give up on interspecific romance.

That’s what I get for trying to date outside my species.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Yeah, probably.

What if we had a limited amount of boners bestowed at birth to use up in life? Would I still have used one on that Shakira “She Wolf” video? I don’t know.

© Brock Rizy 2010