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Catbear Traffic Control – Soccer Fans

Brock Rizy — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:32:59 +0000

Actually, the catbear is into women’s gymnastics.

How the fuck should I know what David Beckham looks like? I told you I’m not into sports. That includes shitty sports.

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Catbear Traffic Control – Chinese Buffet

Brock Rizy — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 05:00:55 +0000

Catbear doesn’t like White Castle.

I saw some actual Asians at that disgusting Chinese buffet. That would be like seeing somebody who isn’t homeless at White Castle.

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Catbear Traffic Control – Shutzstaffel

Brock Rizy — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 05:00:29 +0000

This strip will bring the history buffs, the neo-Nazis, and that English-speaking David Hasselhoff fan to my site, by way of their google word searches. You can turn around and go, Hasselhoff fan. Your kind isn’t welcome here.

Do you think one of the reasons that the Germans love David Hasselhoff so much is because of the double ‘s’ in his name? Naturlich.

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Catbear Traffic Control – Betty White

Brock Rizy — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 05:00:37 +0000

I just assume you talk about Betty White when the crack pipe comes out. I marked this as safe for work, but is smoking crack actually SFW? Talk it over in the break room and get back to me.

Why are the gays acting like they invented Betty White? Everyone loves her. Let them think so. They have it hard enough.

Â© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Killed Off

Brock Rizy — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 05:00:25 +0000

I’d say she’s a horrible person, but I’m pretty sure she’s not a person. She is, at best, an entity.

Has Kate Gosselin been killed of Dancing With The Stars yet? Who had it worse? 9/11 firefighters or the poor bastard who had to dance with that banshee? There’s no coming back from that kind of trauma.

Â© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Alabama

Brock Rizy — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 05:00:19 +0000

Catbear likes natural blondes, but sometimes you can’t tell until it’s too late.

You’re willing to admit that Rosanna Arquette was your first jerk? Not Patricia? If I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I’d hold out until ’93 for Alabama in True Romance. Since when do you like blondes?

Â© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Blue Lagoon Diet

Brock Rizy — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 05:00:59 +0000

This … is the one I want them to remember me for. Â P.S. She’s still got it.

Maybe I’ll try the Blue Lagoon Diet. Whassat, where you just eat mangoes? Coconuts, fish, and Brooke Shields’ pussy.

Catbear Traffic Control – Appendage

Brock Rizy — Mon, 31 May 2010 05:00:03 +0000

The vampire was asking about Bieber because of the poster that the catbear hung up over his computer workstation.

Who the hell is Justin Bieber? He’s like Miley Cyrus and Fat’s So Raven … the successful Cosby kid. He’s one of Disney’s appendages.

Catbear Traffic Control – Open Mic Oxherd

Brock Rizy — Fri, 28 May 2010 05:00:03 +0000

Catbear, don’t give up on interspecific romance.

That’s what I get for trying to date outside my species.

Catbear Traffic Control – Open Mic Hunt

Brock Rizy — Wed, 26 May 2010 05:00:29 +0000

Yeah, probably.

What if we had a limited amount of boners bestowed at birth to use up in life? Would I still have used one on that Shakira “She Wolf” video? I don’t know.