Actually, the catbear is into women’s gymnastics.

How the fuck should I know what David Beckham looks like? I told you I’m not into sports. That includes shitty sports.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear doesn’t like White Castle.

I saw some actual Asians at that disgusting Chinese buffet. That would be like seeing somebody who isn’t homeless at White Castle.

© Brock Rizy 2010

This strip will bring the history buffs, the neo-Nazis, and that English-speaking David Hasselhoff fan to my site, by way of their google word searches. You can turn around and go, Hasselhoff fan. Your kind isn’t welcome here.

Do you think one of the reasons that the Germans love David Hasselhoff so much is because of the double ’s’ in his name? Naturlich.

© Brock Rizy 2010