Catbear would wait until the shark left before he did it.

I hate when the power goes out. It means I have to use my imagination when I masturbate. You can’t do it by candlelight? Nah, that’s too romantic. I just don’t feel that way about myself.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control number sixty-nine!

I was inside her so deep I could feel her heartbeat on the tip of my dick. That’s beautiful, friendo.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Thirty-two times does seem a little high.

I didn’t know I was pregnant! You need to chew your food better.

© Brock Rizy 2010