Thirty-two times does seem a little high.

I didn’t know I was pregnant! You need to chew your food better.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear is drinking a cosmopolitan martini.

This is great, the way everybody’s drinking and getting along and pretending to like jazz!

© Brock Rizy 2009

Roughly.

That kid is so emo. Why does every emo kid look like the baby that Cyndi Lauper had after The Ramones and the Man-Bat ran a train on her?

© Brock Rizy 2009

This is so sexist.

She’s hot. I want to come on her Facebook page.

© Brock Rizy 2009

Catbear has needs.

Nobody ever says “I’m so horny I could fuck a horse.” Except you.

© Brock Rizy 2009