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Catbear Traffic Control – Betty White

Brock Rizy — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 05:00:37 +0000

I just assume you talk about Betty White when the crack pipe comes out. I marked this as safe for work, but is smoking crack actually SFW? Talk it over in the break room and get back to me.

Why are the gays acting like they invented Betty White? Everyone loves her. Let them think so. They have it hard enough.

Â© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Catbear’s Last Drunk Part 002

Brock Rizy — Tue, 04 May 2010 05:00:37 +0000

Catbear barely knows who he’s talking to at this point. He hasn’t even noticed that the rat playing the French Horn arrived.

I’m headed to some Wicker Park bar to meet up with some hipsters. Anyone wanna go? No. No. Maah. No. No. No. Fuck no.

Â© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Easy But

Brock Rizy — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:16:11 +0000

In an alternate version of this strip the shark was videotaping the catbear and that woman having sex. The dialogue was exactly the same.

She’s easy on the eyes, but hard on my dick. Here she comes.

Â© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Power Outage

Brock Rizy — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:00:27 +0000

Catbear would wait until the shark left before he did it.

I hate when the power goes out. It means I have to use my imagination when I masturbate. You can’t do it by candlelight? Nah, that’s too romantic. I just don’t feel that way about myself.

Â© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Heartbeat

Brock Rizy — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:00:01 +0000

Catbear Traffic Control number sixty-nine!

I was inside her so deep I could feel her heartbeat on the tip of my dick. That’s beautiful, friendo.

Â© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Pregnancy

Brock Rizy — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 07:39:24 +0000

Thirty-two times does seem a little high.

I didn’t know I was pregnant! You need to chew your food better.

Â© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Jazz

Brock Rizy — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:00:41 +0000

Catbear is drinking a cosmopolitan martini.

This is great, the way everybody’s drinking and getting along and pretending to like jazz!

Catbear Traffic Control – Emo

Brock Rizy — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:00:00 +0000

Roughly.

That kid is so emo. Why does every emo kid look like the baby that Cyndi Lauper had after The Ramones and the Man-Bat ran a train on her?

Catbear Traffic Control – Profile

Brock Rizy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:00:05 +0000

This is so sexist.

She’s hot. I want to come on her Facebook page.

Catbear Traffic Control – Nobody Says

Brock Rizy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:00:14 +0000

Catbear has needs.

Nobody ever says “I’m so horny I could fuck a horse.” Except you.