Catbear, don’t give up on interspecific romance.

That’s what I get for trying to date outside my species.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Yeah, probably.

What if we had a limited amount of boners bestowed at birth to use up in life? Would I still have used one on that Shakira “She Wolf” video? I don’t know.

© Brock Rizy 2010

We made the hurricanes. With our carbon emissions.

I got pissed at my malfunctioning computer and asked, “God, why are you doing this to me?” He said, “I didn’t invent computers. That shit’s on you people.” Which is actually a good point. The only thing god’s made lately is AIDS.

© Brock Rizy 2010

I’m disgusting.

“The Art of Drawing Horse Cocks.” “How To Draw Primordial Dwarves and Other Reminiscences.” What’s with these art books? I’m learning to draw dwarves with horse cocks. Take a look.

© Brock Rizy 2010

If I hadn’t been baptized (twice – once Catholic, once Baptist), this strip would surely reserve for me a room in hotel hell. Luckily, once saved always saved.

My desk arrived. Look! It’s “Tardina” Brand! Tardina! That’s what you can name your primordial dwarf!

© Brock Rizy 2010