Catbear doesn’t like White Castle.

I saw some actual Asians at that disgusting Chinese buffet. That would be like seeing somebody who isn’t homeless at White Castle.

© Brock Rizy 2010

This strip will bring the history buffs, the neo-Nazis, and that English-speaking David Hasselhoff fan to my site, by way of their google word searches. You can turn around and go, Hasselhoff fan. Your kind isn’t welcome here.

Do you think one of the reasons that the Germans love David Hasselhoff so much is because of the double ‘s’ in his name? Naturlich.

© Brock Rizy 2010

I just assume you talk about Betty White when the crack pipe comes out. I marked this as safe for work, but is smoking crack actually SFW? Talk it over in the break room and get back to me.

Why are the gays acting like they invented Betty White? Everyone loves her. Let them think so. They have it hard enough.

© Brock Rizy 2010