Actually, the catbear is into women’s gymnastics.

How the fuck should I know what David Beckham looks like? I told you I’m not into sports. That includes shitty sports.

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Catbear doesn’t like White Castle.

I saw some actual Asians at that disgusting Chinese buffet. That would be like seeing somebody who isn’t homeless at White Castle.

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This strip will bring the history buffs, the neo-Nazis, and that English-speaking David Hasselhoff fan to my site, by way of their google word searches. You can turn around and go, Hasselhoff fan. Your kind isn’t welcome here.

Do you think one of the reasons that the Germans love David Hasselhoff so much is because of the double ‘s’ in his name? Naturlich.

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I just assume you talk about Betty White when the crack pipe comes out. I marked this as safe for work, but is smoking crack actually SFW? Talk it over in the break room and get back to me.

Why are the gays acting like they invented Betty White? Everyone loves her. Let them think so. They have it hard enough.

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I’d say she’s a horrible person, but I’m pretty sure she’s not a person. She is, at best, an entity.

Has Kate Gosselin been killed of Dancing With The Stars yet? Who had it worse? 9/11 firefighters or the poor bastard who had to dance with that banshee? There’s no coming back from that kind of trauma.

© Brock Rizy 2010