I just assume you talk about Betty White when the crack pipe comes out. I marked this as safe for work, but is smoking crack actually SFW? Talk it over in the break room and get back to me.

Why are the gays acting like they invented Betty White? Everyone loves her. Let them think so. They have it hard enough.

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I’d say she’s a horrible person, but I’m pretty sure she’s not a person. She is, at best, an entity.

Has Kate Gosselin been killed of Dancing With The Stars yet? Who had it worse? 9/11 firefighters or the poor bastard who had to dance with that banshee? There’s no coming back from that kind of trauma.

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Catbear likes natural blondes, but sometimes you can’t tell until it’s too late.

You’re willing to admit that Rosanna Arquette was your first jerk? Not Patricia? If I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I’d hold out until ’93 for Alabama in True Romance. Since when do you like blondes?

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This … is the one I want them to remember me for.  P.S. She’s still got it.

Maybe I’ll try the Blue Lagoon Diet. Whassat, where you just eat mangoes? Coconuts, fish, and Brooke Shields’ pussy.

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