It’s about time!

Chief Exorcist of the Catholic Church says “The devil is at work inside the Vatican.” Mormons and Protestants are just now starting to realize he is also at work on Fox News.

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What do you think?

This just in: 9 out of 10 twitter users fail to realize that followers do not give a shit about their opinion unless it is also their opinion.

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Catbear is podcasting now. It’s so meta. Am I using that right? Is anyone using that right?

ABC still refuses to acknowledge accidentally playing ten minutes of “So You Think You Can Dance” during the 82nd Annual Academy Awards ceremonies.

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What follows is the Animal Crossing fanfic that the catbear was writing here.

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It’s been months since Rosie left.  She was the best pussy in these parts.  By that, I mean she was the best cat.  A pussy cat.  Nobody gets double entendres in this town, which I apparently had to name during the taxi drive over.  Right now the only one I’m banging is Victoria the horse.  Rhonda the Rhino totally has a crush on me, but she apparently isn’t into sex.  I taught her to say “Me so horny” but she doesn’t seem to get that though it may sound like she’s talking about the bony protrusion on her snout, she should actually be stating that she wants to get nailed hard between the haunches.  Rhonda gave me her framed photo, so at least I can look at that while I ride Victoria like it’s the Kentucky Derby.
Continue reading Did It All For the Nookway

He had it coming.

Oh, sorry. This isn’t a fossil. It appears to be the skeleton of Tom Nook! Guess he shoulda reconsidered the price of turnips.

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