Do the math.

Drive safe, catbear! I’ve got both hands on the wheel and one hand on my cock.

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Yes.

If rain is god’s piss, are hail his kidney stones?

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The sentiment is the same in both panels, but only dogs’ ears can tolerate the treacly tone.

Unh, buh-bye, sweetie puppy poopy-ums! I’m gonna miss you, baby doggie…Bye, humans. Hnnnnn.

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