It’s not okay to laugh at this if you’re not white.

This woman attributes movies like Avatar to white liberal guilt. Every white guy knows it’s actually an indigenous fetish. And everybody else knows white people don’t feel guilt.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Don’t tell me it hasn’t crossed your mind.

Now my balls are blue. How could they possibly be, after- ? Oh.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear’s special lady treated him right on Valentine’s day.

Don’t pout, catbear. No, you’ll never have sex with a Na’vi, but you can have sex with somebody who’s dressed as one.

© Brock Rizy 2010