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Catbear Traffic Control – Bitter

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Catbear is bladdered.

Bloody. Bollocks. Bitter. Bugger. Guess I don’t have to worry about getting scurvy with all these Limeys around! Quiet!

© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Easy But

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In an alternate version of this strip the shark was videotaping the catbear and that woman having sex. The dialogue was exactly the same.

She’s easy on the eyes, but hard on my dick. Here she comes.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Comfort

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iJaculate.

Now I can jack off in a comfortable chair.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Guilt

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It’s not okay to laugh at this if you’re not white.

This woman attributes movies like Avatar to white liberal guilt. Every white guy knows it’s actually an indigenous fetish. And everybody else knows white people don’t feel guilt.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Catbear Traffic Control – Body Paint

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Don’t tell me it hasn’t crossed your mind.

Now my balls are blue. How could they possibly be, after- ? Oh.

© Brock Rizy 2010