© Brock Rizy and BigMapple 2009

The life of a con artist.  Get it?!  CON artist?!?! Hahahaaaaaa! It’s short for convention.

No. Nobody showed, and half the people who did are wearing fedoras. The guy next to me actually twiddled his thumbs…yeah. There’s like one hot chick, but her comic sucks, and I don’t want to have to pretend that I like it.

© Brock Rizy 2009

I’m never getting married.

When it comes to marriage, I’m open to all possible options. All options? Well, I wouldn’t marry something ridiculous like a bobcat, or a tractor, or a white woman.

© Brock Rizy 2009

That spacesuit makes catbear look fat.

Let’s not complicate this with kisses.

© Brock Rizy 2009

I didn’t mean for that guy on the right to look like Ethan from Lost.

They gave your dog a catscan?

© Brock Rizy 2009