Roughly.

That kid is so emo. Why does every emo kid look like the baby that Cyndi Lauper had after The Ramones and the Man-Bat ran a train on her?

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This is so sexist.

She’s hot. I want to come on her Facebook page.

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Get with the times, vampires!

Does your kind trigger automatic toilets to flush when you walk away from them? Blah! Shit. I mean…Meh!

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