Catbear has needs.

Nobody ever says “I’m so horny I could fuck a horse.” Except you.

© Brock Rizy 2009

He did it all for the Nookway.

Whenever I have a bad day I take it out on my Animal Crossing neighbors.

© Brock Rizy 2009

When self-righteous hipster douche bags have children. Nobody tell him that he has a daughter because he liked looking at women.

How dare he enjoy looking at women?! I have a daughter! Can the superior parental attitude, Chet. We’ve all ejaculated.

© Brock Rizy 2009