Catbear has needs.

Nobody ever says “I’m so horny I could fuck a horse.” Except you.

© Brock Rizy 2009

He did it all for the Nookway.

Whenever I have a bad day I take it out on my Animal Crossing neighbors.

© Brock Rizy 2009

When self-righteous hipster douche bags have children. Nobody tell him that he has a daughter because he liked looking at women.

How dare he enjoy looking at women?! I have a daughter! Can the superior parental attitude, Chet. We’ve all ejaculated.

© Brock Rizy 2009

Speculative fiction.

Relax! How could you possibly be responsible for Randall’s suicide? He left his Hulu account logged in on my computer and I added every episode of “The Facts of Life” to his queue!

© Brock Rizy 2009

Don’t lie.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever jacked off to “The Ghost Whisperer.” Yep. Yip. What?!

© Brock Rizy 2009