
Catbear is unabashedly mean so you don’t have to be.
You’ll still be ugly!
© Brock Rizy 2009
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Catbear is unabashedly mean so you don’t have to be. You’ll still be ugly! © Brock Rizy 2009 Written on 4.18.2003 by Brock Rizy. Rewritten on 9.5.2009
I said, “No. I’d rather die than have to take care of some vagina all the time. I haven’t got the patience for something like that.” You know, with all the douching and the sanitary napkins. She wasn’t sure how to react, but this kid’s face blood kept making me think about menstruation which made me think about eggs and how I’d eat some if I had ‘em.
That shark is so horny right now. That thing he’s holding is a telephone. They used to look like that. Watcha doin’? I’m just sitting here, watching shark week and touching myself. © Brock Rizy 2009
For Bill Hicks. Why isn’t life precious to you anymore? I’ve lived it. © Brock Rizy 2009 |
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