Is this the catbear’s first masturbation joke? There’s plenty more where that came from.

I don’t masturbate. I give myself a handjob.

© Brock Rizy 2009

This is an instance when the catbear should not be confused with his creator.  I never told anyone I liked 300.  Alternate movie titles were Runaway Bride, All The Queen’s Men, and Tron.

Is one of the twelve steps to rewatch the movies you saw when you were wasted? I can’t believe I told people I liked 300.

© Brock Rizy 2009

Catbear is unabashedly mean so you don’t have to be.

You’ll still be ugly!

© Brock Rizy 2009