I think they’re playing Risk.

People who think that people never change are either rationalizing their judgment or being too lazy about their own progress. Psh. Typical Catbear.

© Brock Rizy 2009

Based on actual events.

You can’t impregnate a robot. I’m gonna die trying.

© Brock Rizy 2009

Based on actual events.  Awesome Knucklejelly artwork on that dude’s t-shirt by the miraculously meticulous monster artist Benjamin Hall.  Used without permission.

Ever seen Return of Captain Invincible? Alan Arkin’s in it. It’s this drunk superhero musical with- You had me at Alan Arkin.

© Brock Rizy 2009

That dog should mind its own business.

Sorry I didn’t telephone yesterday. The shit hit the proverbial fan. The shit was also proverbial.

© Brock Rizy 2009

For David Mamet.

Did you ever take a dump like that, Ricky Roma?

© Brock Rizy 2009