Oh, that old excuse.

She said she’s waiting for marriage! Why does god keep cock-blockin’ me?

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Heed his words.

You don’t bring a fighting cock to a monkey knife fight.

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Catbear is, of course, referring to her freckles.

I know I “Just Say No” to Scorpios, but how can I just say no to those?

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For the dog lovers…who have read The Grapes of Wrath.

Wherever there’s a food wrapper crinklin’ … I’ll be there. Whenever a cracker crumb drops on the ground … I’ll be there. Snort? Cost a buck.

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I’m on it!

The world needs more Animal Crossing fan-fic!

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