Before he became Spak-Spang.

He’s the master of the foot-in-mouth martial arts technique! His special move is the attention grab grapple!

© Brock Rizy 2009

Blade Runner? I just met ‘er! Harry Potter? I just met ‘er! Master Blaster? I just met ‘er!

© Brock Rizy 2009

I know the Rangers are doing well for the first time since Nolan Ryan was murdered as revenge for beating that Chicago White Sock to death, but this year I’m still rooting for the Cleveland Steamers.

© Brock Rizy 2009