Catbear Traffic Control – Dahmer
Catbear Traffic Control debuts with a triple cocktail of unrelated cartoon strips:
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Wearing that mustache makes you look like Jeffrey Dahmer’s Milwaukee County mugshot. I’d pay a whole lotta loot for a case of Crystal Pepsi. Really? ‘Cause I know a guy. Smells like somebody took a shit in there.
© Brock Rizy 2009
Righteous!!!!
These came out amazing!!! I love how you handled the backgrounds. REALLY nice! “Dolla bill y’all” made me lol fer realz.
Ah yes! Crystal Pepsi. Worth more than Dilithium Crystals and tastes twice as good. They sell it at the Food Lion.
Doo-doo magazine day!!!
Wait, Food Lion? Crystal Pepsi? Where are there still Food Lion’s???
Also, I make my own Doo-Doo Magizine.
I hate to have to explain somebody’s joke, but I think that John was saying that you can get Crystal Pepsi at Food Lion because neither exist anymore. I wouldn’t just pay for some, I’d murder for it. Murder! I’m also glad that dolla bill y’all and doo-doo magazines caught on…with three of you. I wonder if in the future they smoke dilithium meth.
P.S. C.R.E.A.M. get the money!