BEEow

I think that sadistic fucker means it.

After I donate enough bells for the town to build a lighthouse, I’m going to nest up top and pick all you animals off like I’m Charles Whitman. That’s swell! These animals are ignoring the warning signs.

© Brock Rizy 2010

If you can teach in-game characters to say things, then it won’t be a family game when I’m through with it.

Like my shirt design? I call it “exit wound.” Holy shit, man. This is a family game.

© Brock Rizy 2010

I don’t think any of these animals can read.

I love getting letters! “Blaire, I daydream about strangling you.”

© Brock Rizy 2010

Some of those squirrels are pretty cute. And Victoria the horse? She is hot to trot.

So, you’re the only human in this town. What do you do for poon? It’s sort of like when straight guys go to prison, then give in and fuck guys, but still say they’re not gay. I’m not really into bestiality, but I do what I gots to.

© Brock Rizy 2010