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Thirty-two times does seem a little high.

I didn’t know I was pregnant! You need to chew your food better.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Hmm…The Game of Life As A House, but I’m not going to be the Hayden Christensen game piece unless it’s holding a lightsaber or sniffing glue. Oh, it sniffs glue? Okay, then.

Wanna play Hungry Hungry Hipsters, or … The Game of Life As A House?

© Brock Rizy 2010

No offense to Joseph Merrick.

Hey, elephant men.  We know you’re only anti-abortion because your campaign donors don’t want to lose a consumer.

© Brock Rizy 2010

Maybe he should get an iPhone.

Where you goin’? Something just happened in the world. I gotta climb on my twitter bird and be a cock about it.

© Brock Rizy 2010